Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Until mamma comes home! (23%)
• ..the end of time! (19%)
• ..until its time to go to the Vets. (8%)
• ..No until...he is always (8%)
• ..Until he digs up his wife's favorite rose bush. (8%)
• ..he dies (8%)
• ..They snap at the hand that feeds them (4%)
• ..until the cat finds his lap! (4%)
• ..the Man finds the right Woman. (4%)
• ..Until the woman gives it meat scraps in the kitchen sneakily. (4%)
• ..Mine never was a man's best friend. (4%)
• ..until he tries to bath him (4%)
• ..He decides to dig up the flower beds. (4%)
• ..until the kids want a puppy! (0%)