Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• .. but he has just been arrested and charged with assault & battery (21%)
• ..And going and going and going and going (14%)
• ..But I poop out quickly! (10%)
• ..And where he stops, nobody knows! (7%)
• ..but my battery starts running low by 9 pm (7%)
• ..Our top story tonight, The Energizer Bunny Has Died.. (7%)
• ..but I'd rather stop and smell the roses. (7%)
• ..But sooner or later the dog will get tired of being chased and put an end to it! (7%)
• ..But, his batteries will run down sooner or later. (3%)
• ..And last I seen him, he went that away... (3%)
• ..but he keeps going in circles! (3%)
• ..until the police come after him/her for beating on that drum so loud (3%)
• ..and You live hoppily ever after (3%)
• ..But he has to stop sometime to change his dead battery!! (3%)