Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a vegetable patch? Potatoes have eyes, the beans-talk and the corn have ears (30%)
• Lettuce rejoice! I love vegetables from my head tomatoes. (22%)
• What do you call beans that have been in the sun too long? Baked beans! (13%)
• What kind of vegetable can you grow in your basement? Cellar-y! (9%)
• Why did the corn stalk get angry with the farmer? He kept pulling her ears. (9%)
• Why was the celery embarrassed? It walked in on the salad dressing. (9%)
• Did you hear about the vegetable's trip? It's going into un-chard-ed territories! (4%)
• What do vegetables want more than anything in the whole world? Peas on earth. (4%)
• vegetable undergarment-bra-colli! (0%)