Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Because the sign said ‘don’t walk’ (25%)
• ..I had to go to the bathroom 😲 (13%)
• ..for political office! (6%)
• ..Ummmm....What was the question again.... (6%)
• ..away from the Bank's Security Guards (6%)
• ..from my Mother-In-Law, she has a frying pan! (6%)
• ..to get to court on time, I'm representing a client against a state police officer in a criminal case. (6%)
• ..And that’s not even the booze talking! (3%)
• ..to the trunk get a Drink of water and it’s your fault for waking me up as I was passed out for your shoes getting dirty (3%)
• ..away from home! (3%)
• ..away from a weird old man making unwanted passes to me!! (3%)
• ..Away because I thought you were going to return my husband to me.. (3%)
• ..like the energy bunny (3%)
• ..To give you a donation for the Policemen's Fund! (3%)
• ..an errand for your mom (3%)
• ..the blender. You like your bellini with peaches or strawberries? (3%)
• ..to the hospital, after rescuing a cat from a tree, after putting out a fire, after helping a little old lady cross the street . . . (3%)