Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• What happens when you have a bladder infection? Urine trouble. (36%)
• I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain, but somebody had taken the appendix out. (27%)
• It's not how often that you're coughin, but it's the coffin that they carry you off in. (18%)
• At night, you have to wait longer for an X-ray, because there's only skeleton staff working. (9%)
• He couldn't be a gastrointerologist because he did not have the stomach for it! (9%)
• The CDC today warned health care institutions about a growing problem of infection from reuse of common hospital items among patients because of supply-chain shortages. Masks don't help if the virus is transmitted at the other end. They are worried a (0%)
• The Doctor's patients liked seeing his pet duck in the medical office. They generally found the duck's presence very calming. However, over time, it undermined their trust in the Doctor's judgement. Every time the Doctor wrote a prescription, the duc (0%)