Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar. (23%)
• I wanted to buy a camouflage shirt, but I didn’t see one (19%)
• I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on. (15%)
• I went shopping for cherries and microphones the other day: bought a bing, bought a boom. (15%)
• I went window shopping today. I bought 4 windows 🪟 (15%)
• I can’t afford paper towels. The price is too absorbident. (12%)