Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Why was the pregnant woman worried? She'd told her husband it was Labor day and instead of coming to the hospital, he'd gone straight home! (35%)
• Went to a wedding this weekend Dad gave the bride a hug and said, "I can't believe you are wearing white after Labor Day" (26%)
• It's Labor Day but it seems as if most people have the day off. (26%)
• That is why it became known as Lay Bore Day weekend. (13%)