Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Remember, Happy WIFE, Happy LIFE. (42%)
• ..She only dated Twice, the Army and the Navy (15%)
• ..You are stuck with me now! (8%)
• ..she don't cook much! (8%)
• ..Wellllll, never had a wife, had a husband.... (8%)
• ..you're about to understand what "for better or for worse" really means! (4%)
• ..That I would argue with a fence post (4%)
• ..You hit me or abuse me and we are done!! (4%)
• ..I don’t snore or fart (4%)
• ..she was going to play the role of the husband! (4%)
• ..I chased her and nail she caught me (0%)