Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..The "60 Minutes" TV van parks in front of your house. (19%)
• ..even your dog avoids you. (19%)
• .. you were talking to yourself but realise that you weren't listening so have to start all over again. (15%)
• ..when you answer yourself before you ask a question (11%)
• ..My money starts talking but mine only says goodbye.. (7%)
• ..Your parachute doesn't work. (7%)
• ..everyone is laughing and you don't know why (7%)
• ..a group of Ducks are swimming through your Kitchen! (4%)
• ..you look out your window and see a flock of flying pigs! (4%)
• ..You don’t know how to finish a sentence (4%)
• ..You don’t know you’ve got a problem (4%)
• ..You're not making any sense even to yourself! (0%)
• ..U think u have gas and u can't start your car (0%)