Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• I just bought a second-hand tennis racquet for just $1 with no strings attached (44%)
• Sweetie-pie, how many points are sure to win a tennis match?" "40, Love." (19%)
• An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded. (19%)
• One ball said to the other: "Keep the racket down!" (9%)
• It is not a good idea to play tennis in a court because you could get arrested. (6%)
• Two tennis players decided to take a drive off road, before they knew it they were in a rally. (3%)