Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..And I fell on my head 🤕 (17%)
• ...I reassure you....it is NOT (17%)
• ..And you know...It was not...... (13%)
• ..And ended up in traction at the hospital with two broken arms and two broken legs! (8%)
• ..but couldn't find the bell to tell people to get out the way (8%)
• ..You do forget (8%)
• ..Really, me..cartwheeling? that would be a fun one to put on the "Bucket List" (4%)
• ..And ended up spraining my back and walking humped over. (4%)
• ..but I have no idea where the saddle goes (4%)
• ..but gravity works against you more at age 70 than it does at age 7! (4%)
• ..and peddled my feet in the air (4%)
• ..I fell over (4%)
• ..and ended up in A&E having been run over by a bus - well you do ride a bike on the road don't you! (4%)
• ..So I pedaled while flipping in the air and got a flat tire. (0%)