Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't just quit cold turkey. (33%)
• At Christmas, Santa gave new cell phones to all of his staff. Now the workshop's webpage is full of 'elf-ies. (29%)
• Planned on taking home leftovers from Thanksgiving and my plans were foiled. (17%)
• Green bean casserole, pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes-when it’s Thanksgiving, there’s always more than one side to the story. (13%)
• Why do mummies love Christmas? There’s so much wrapping. (8%)
• I have 2 left feet because when I put my left shoe on the other one is left. (0%)
• I'm Shirley but not Temple (0%)