Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Stay out.........unless you have chocolate... (18%)
• ..I'll be back in 10 minutes, but if I'm not just read this message again. (14%)
• ..Enter at your own risk. (11%)
• ..Go ahead, I'm already disturbed. (7%)
• ..Coffee! (7%)
• ..Disturb do not…busy I am (7%)
• ..Already disturbed … proceed with caution (7%)
• ..DETOUR---> (4%)
• ..Go ahead, MAKE MY DAY! (4%)
• ..My alone time is for everyone's Safety. (4%)
• ..beware of redhead (4%)
• ..my house my rules (4%)
• ..I'm criminally insane. Don't be my next victim! (4%)
• ..Don’t wake the sleeping TIGERS (4%)
• ..Oh Please can I just have some peace and quiet!! (4%)