Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..the straight jacket almost rips open (15%)
• ..I fart. (15%)
• ..that I just say it anyway (15%)
• ..I need to take a Nap afterward. (12%)
• ..but most of the time I just blurt it out and immediately regret it! (12%)
• ..I have to walk away quickly or else... (12%)
• ..Make like I didn't hear what was said..(I'm partially deaf anyway) LOL (8%)
• ..that I lose it. (4%)
• ..I start slapping myself (4%)
• ..I cover my eyes and hope they disappear... (4%)