Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Just pushing my Luck (19%)
• ..Jumping to conclusions (15%)
• ..By lifting my coffee mug everyday.... (11%)
• ..Looking for the remote (7%)
• ..by watching 4 great granddaughters sunday,monday,tuesday,wednesday and thursday , two 7pm to 6am 2 24x5 each week ages 3-5 years old (7%)
• ..Because my neighbor suggested doing crunches, so I do Captain in the morning and Nestle's in the afternoon. (7%)
• ..Jumping through hoops (7%)
• ..Chasing my cat around the house! (7%)
• ..running at the mouth! (4%)
• .. said Santa when Mrs. Clause tried to take away his Christmas cookies (4%)
• ..Going to the bathroom, after drinking a lot of water. 😂 (4%)
• ..running to the fridge (4%)
• ..Sleeping (4%)