Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• What so you call Santa without a GPS? A lost Claus. (26%)
• What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw a thunderstorm? Looks like reindeer. (22%)
• A crab met a cat on the beach. Now they both believe in sandy claws. (15%)
• Christmas is a special time of year, as Santa graces you with his presents...... (7%)
• What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses. (7%)
• Never sign up for anything with a bunch of Santas. Too many Clauses. (7%)
• What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa's workshop? A rebel without a Claus. (7%)
• Someone please take my credit card away – I’ve been spending money left, right and Santa. (4%)
• I am not fat it is the pillows (4%)