Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..you are likely to burn to a crisp (21%)
• ..makes no difference who you are..anything your heart desires will come to you.. (18%)
• ..If you wish upon a star, your wish will find you where you are. (11%)
• ..you're actually a few Million years too late! (7%)
• ..It shows how foolish You really are (7%)
• ..You're wish will come true. (7%)
• ..you might win a brand new car! (7%)
• ..Then you just wish on a star, what of it......... (7%)
• ..don't forget to invite their co-star, director, and stunt doubles. (4%)
• ..with that faith you will go far! (4%)
• ..It said that every wish can come true. (4%)
• ..make sure it's not a reality tv star. (4%)