Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire together? Frostbite. (25%)
• As Mrs. Claus knows, good things come to those who bake. (20%)
• At Christmas, Santa gave new cell phones to all of his staff. Now the workshop's webpage is full of 'elf-ies. (20%)
• Why shouldn't you sign up for anything with a bunch of Santas? Too many Clauses. (10%)
• Did you know Santa has another favorite snack besides milk and cookies? Kringle cut fries! (10%)
• Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas. (5%)
• The elf on the shelf wanted to be a snowman instead (5%)
• Yule be fit to be tide when you find out you aren’t getting any presents. (5%)
• Mark your calendar for when to make egg nog: "Glory! In eggshell this day-o!" (0%)