Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• I’m not impressed with the organizers of the New Year’s Eve celebration at Times Square. They always drop the ball. (27%)
• I don't know what to wear to the living room New Year's Eve.. I might not even go.. (15%)
• What happened to the guy that shoplifted a calendar on New Year's Eve? He got 12 months! (15%)
• My resolution for the new year was to use as many velcro materials as I could. So far, I am sticking to it. (8%)
• The New Years party on the moon was cancelled because NASA didn't have enough time to planet. (8%)
• How do you know you’ve found the New Year’s Eve party? Look for the Auld Lang Sign! (8%)
• I don't really get why people make resolutions on New Year. I believe that it's something that goes in one year and goes out the next year. (8%)
• Did you hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at midnight on December 31? He wanted to make a New Year’s toast! (4%)
• let the old year out the front door and came right back in the back door (4%)
• How do you know when Baby New Year is going through puberty? When the ball(balls) drops! (4%)