Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..We had homework? (21%)
• ..I lost it fighting some kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school! (14%)
• ..My computer crashed (14%)
• ..I was abducted by aliens and was returned just before class started. (10%)
• ..I didn't want to upstage my fellow students. (10%)
• ..the dog ate it! (7%)
• ..I ate it! (7%)
• ..Sorry I don’t know how to read (3%)
• ..Ran Out Of Toilet Paper (3%)
• ..I accidentally tore it up. (3%)
• ..I didn't want to !! (3%)
• ..I forgot to bring my book home (3%)