Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Isn’t gold my dear (30%)
• ..Should be banned from arts and crafts (17%)
• ..distracts me from what I should be doing (13%)
• ..Because during the day she’ll Sparkle (9%)
• ..is me (9%)
• ..will distract you from the good stuff. (4%)
• ..and she's buying a stairway to heaven (4%)
• ..is probably a cheap imitation (4%)
• ..glitters on everything into the next holiday (4%)
• ..is glitter!! (4%)
• ..kills all this fishes. (0%)