Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Your 401k is a lottery ticket (15%)
• ..If you see a billboard that says, 'Just say no to crack,' and it reminds you to pull up your pants (15%)
• ..You own a home with wheels on it and several cars without. (11%)
• ..taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. (11%)
• ..You have a working tv, on top of one that doesn't work. (7%)
• ..you consider your deer stand a country home! (7%)
• ..All of the DNA records match and there are zero dental records. (7%)
• ..You have more carpet outside your home that you do on the inside (4%)
• ..you might be a redneck, if you think lol means "low on liquor" (4%)
• ..if you say y"all come back you hear (4%)
• ..you use the word "holler" more frequently as a noun than as a verb. (4%)
• ..Your wife's jewelry box is your tackle box. (4%)
• ..If your outhouse is in your bedroom (4%)
• ..you keep asking the McDonald's manager when they're going to serve 'possum burgers. (4%)