Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Two thieves stole a calendar - they both got 6 months (40%)
• Taking our cue from Daylight Savings Time, let's move February to after August -- where we can all benefit from a longer summer with a cool month before Labor Day! (25%)
• I don't think February can March but April May. (20%)
• People who only work during the 5th month of the year, They have it May’d. (5%)
• I haven’t had a haircut in months, and I normally hate long hair, but I told my wife... It’s growing on me. (5%)
• Why are so many people tired on April 1st? They just finished a 31-day March. (5%)
• The government just banned the fifth month of the calendar year. Everyone was dismayed. (0%)