Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I let my mind wander one day, and it never came back. (15%)
• ..I wonder where it's going. (12%)
• ..Sometimes it leaves completely (12%)
• ..but gets lost and can't find its way back (9%)
• ..it picks up strangers along the way (9%)
• ..It went on vacation. (6%)
• ..Sometimes it forgets the keys to get back in! (6%)
• ..but it also turns itself off from time to time! (3%)
• ..It's reprogrammed itself to skip over memories (3%)
• ..It forgets where it was wandering to (3%)
• ..It skips and acts like a child (3%)
• ..It's the sudden Stop at the end! (3%)
• ..It trips over each bump and falls into every hole. (3%)
• ..It is scary when it goes over the speed limit! (3%)
• ..and I wonder where I wander out under the sky (3%)
• ..I saw it speed by in a big car and spending twenties and tens, it's having more fun than me! (3%)
• ..It walks into the nearest blackhole (3%)