Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Why don’t drummers come out of retirement? Too many repercussions (39%)
• I couldn't come up with a retirement pun, so I stopped working on it. (22%)
• I was going to tell a joke about retirement people, but none of them work. (22%)
• My uncle used to work at a factory that recycled worn out whitewalls. One day, he fell into one of the processing machines.. He's retired now. (17%)