Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law (33%)
• A locksmith had to go to court to give evidence last week. Apparently he was the key witness. (28%)
• I stole a lawyer’s underwear right before court. There’s no way he’ll succeed without his legal briefs. (17%)
• I recently sued Easyjet when my baggage never arrived at my destination. The airline lost the case (17%)
• Why can't beggers be allowed in court for selection to the Jury box like any other non- felon citizen? Cuz, beggars can't be choosers! (6%)