Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• At school I was sometimes punished for things that I hadn't done, usually my homework. (35%)
• Why were the cross-eyed teacher's classes always disruptive?. She couldn’t control her pupils. (30%)
• Make sure to watch your fingers around these new computers. Turns out they byte. (17%)
• What did the buffalo say at school drop-off? "Bison." (13%)
• Did you hear about the biscuit who went to school? They were one smart cookie, but then so were it's parents so it was just a chocolate chip off the old block (4%)
• I'm super- intending to have a great school year (0%)