Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..It will give me a much-needed second opinion! (17%)
• ..this one makes my bum look too big (14%)
• ..I know I don't look like that! (10%)
• ..to see who talking behind my back (10%)
• ..For my other face (7%)
• ..This one must be broken. It makes me look old, fat, and ugly. I know my memory isn't great, but I remember I used to be young, thin, and good looking. (7%)
• ..After all, it spends its whole life Reflecting. (7%)
• ..Because when I asked who's the fairest one of all it just laughed at me (7%)
• ..On second thought......one was enough. (7%)
• ..Cause I keep seeing my mother's face in this one as I walk past (7%)
• ..because I broke the last one and had 7 years of bad luck (3%)
• ..Maybe a newer version will show me the real me.. not the one it's showing now. (3%)
• ..Because it’s time for reflection. (0%)