Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• My boss wanted to know why I'm only ever sick on working days; I explained that it's my weekend immune system. (30%)
• I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain, but somebody had removed the appendix. (22%)
• When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble. (22%)
• For years I was against organ transplants. Then I had a change of heart. (13%)
• The best dermatologists start their careers from scratch. (9%)
• Allow me to comment that medical puns do not necessarily encompass medical terminology puns… (4%)
• Proctologists always think that problems can be rectified! (0%)