Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Unless you have chocolate (22%)
• ..I'm disturbed enough already! (19%)
• ..My alone time is for your safety (14%)
• ..and I wondered "Who is this "Turb""? (8%)
• ..because I'm already disturbed . . . very disturbed! (8%)
• ..Because I needed to have a serious discussion with someone smart,,,, ME!!! (8%)
• ..The sign should read, ""Already Disturbed, Proceed With Caution!" (8%)
• ..It didn't say don't wake up! (5%)
• ..so I quietly walked away! (3%)
• ..so I said, 'Leave me alone!' (3%)
• ..My carnivorous animals prefer not to be agitated. (3%)