Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• I pulled a muscle while digging for gold; just a miner injury. (33%)
• I own a old mining helmet with a light on it.But I never wear it...it makes me light headed. (29%)
• What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner (24%)
• Can you believe that the two largest gold mines collapsed in the same day? I guess great mines think alike. (10%)
• What is the favorite toothpaste of the security guards of a mining company? Coalgate. (5%)