Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..everyone in the world would have enough food to eat, a warm place to sleep and good health. (16%)
• ..I would fart rainbow skittles and burp PB M&Ms!!! (11%)
• .. I would of been born rich! (8%)
• ..People would support someone REALLY GOOD to be President! (8%)
• ..I would be a famous movie star! (5%)
• ..I'd know that I had been transported to a different universe. (5%)
• ..I could travel anywhere I want. (5%)
• ..I wouldn't have cerebral palsy. (3%)
• ..The Kardashian's fame would not be based on monetary wealth. (3%)
• ..then Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. (3%)
• ..Pamela Anderson would was and wax my car every Saturday afternoon. (3%)
• ..We wouldn't need the death penalty. (3%)
• ..We all would not be arguing over everything. (3%)
• ..You’re still going home alone with nothing to show for all your hard work. (3%)
• ..there would be no death or taxes. (3%)
• .. We'd all have a ride (3%)
• ..we would have no wood tokens at GT (3%)
• ..Then roses would have no thorns (3%)
• ..Upper middle class or above, nice house and car. (3%)
• ..We would be able to spend gold token gold coins like real money. (3%)
• ..My Glenn would still be alive and healthy (3%)
• ..Life is fair it's just humans that aren't twisting Life around to what we want (3%)