Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• My wife thinks that I should repair the holes in my old socks. But they're not worth a darn. (26%)
• Just off to fix Cat Stevens' caravan—awning has broken. (21%)
• Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts? Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars. (21%)
• I really like our local computer repair technician Every time my speakers don't work he gives me sound advice (16%)
• I saw the elevator repair man today and asked "how's business?" "Up and down" he replied (16%)
• A man came in my tech repair shop complaining his nail had damaged his windows laptop and was concerned it wouldn't work anymore I told him not to worry- he's only scratched the surface! (0%)