Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I'm trying to remember who the heck you are (14%)
• ..A storm is brewing (14%)
• ..edited a 54 minute symphony, calculated the projected mileage of my car to the year 2035 (considering vehicle deterioration) and communicated telepathically to my friend on Tralfamador in the time it took you to decide whether or not to poop. (11%)
• ..is racing 100 mph (11%)
• ..It's going a mile a minute. (11%)
• ..I'm ready to EXPLODE!!! (8%)
• ..I’ve Slapped You 3 Times (6%)
• ..Seems it's having a major Tornado swirling around.. (6%)
• ..I'm thinking of a million other things I should be doing! (6%)
• ..Anything but. (3%)
• ..It’s chaos (3%)
• ..I'm calculating 100 different escape routes. (3%)
• ..I’m trying to control my rampant euphoria (3%)
• ..I'm so frazzled that I don't know if I'll ever be the same again! (3%)
• ..I'm turbulent. (0%)