Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..When your body starts to snap, crackle and pop!! (24%)
• ..When your cardio is a brisk walk, yoga is balancing on one foot while you try to put the other in your underwear, and squats are getting up from the toilet. (15%)
• ..You buy shoes that DON'T have laces. (9%)
• ..when you write a note to yourself reminding you not to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. (9%)
• ..When I can Sneeze and pee at the same time! (6%)
• ..When you have aches and pains in every joint in your body (6%)
• ..Every morning when I get out of bed. (3%)
• ..when, wait, what was the question? (3%)
• ..When I've fallen and can't get up (3%)
• ..When your joints start creaking more than an unoiled door, hair is starting to turn gray, and you're going to need cataract surgery and dentures within 5 years. (3%)
• ..when your height decreases and your weight increases. (3%)
• ..when you can't stand upright or your back will go out (3%)
• ..When you go into a room, and forget why you went in the first place. (3%)
• ..Approaching? It was here before COVID-19! (3%)
• ..You can't tell when Old Age is is approaching, it just hits you! (3%)
• ..I don't call it old age, I prefer "out-living the warranty" (3%)
• ..When it's faster than you are! (0%)
• ..When your aches and pains have aches and pains (0%)