Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend, my neighbor is dead against it. (38%)
• My neighbourhood watch said they wanted to talk to me about my bad home security habits. So I said “Sure, my door is always open.” (38%)
• My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall... but it was his own asphalt! (21%)
• Two peanuts were walking through a bad neighborhood. One was assaulted. (4%)