Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• "I don't trust pumpkins. They're seedy." (21%)
• I know a few vampire puns, but they suck! (18%)
• Why doesn’t Frankenstein dance? He’s got two left feet. (14%)
• I am dressing as a wizard this year because that way I can get what I wand (14%)
• I poke holes in my hotdog because I love Halloween (7%)
• It's easy to repair a broken jack o'lantern: Just use a pumpkin patch! (7%)
• Like my costume? I got it at a boo-tique. (7%)
• Ghosts make the best cheerleaders. They have lots of spirit! (4%)
• Halloween's not the same if I can't be witch you. (4%)
• The skeleton could not buy any clothes because he was skintight. (4%)