Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..kissing her back! Oh my gosh, my dad must be Santa Claus! (18%)
• ..Dad was kissing Mrs Clause (14%)
• ..She must be Mrs Claus, wow how cool is that! (7%)
• ..Dancing with Prancer and Vixen (7%)
• ..Filing a divorce (7%)
• ..returning Mommy's Christmas presents. (7%)
• ..packing the kids up in the car to leave (7%)
• ..Dad was snoring. (4%)
• ..Was eating the cookies and milk (4%)
• ..Taking pictures for the attorney. (4%)
• ..Eating pizza (4%)
• ..Dad was NICE. Mommy was NAUGHTY! (4%)
• ..At a ho-ho-hotel. (4%)
• ..Asleep on the couch from too much eggnog (4%)
• ..Rummaging through his bag while she distracted him (4%)
• ..Hoping Santa brought him the younger woman he asked for. (4%)
• ..Because dad was only disguise And was not recognised (0%)