Poll assigned to board: Jokes Board

• What are the 4 stages of life? Stage 1: You believe in Santa. Stage 2: You don't believe in Santa. Stage 3: You are Santa. Stage 4: You look like Santa. (29%)
• What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A. It's Christmas, Eve! (25%)
• Why should you never sign up for anything with a group of Santas? A. Too many Clauses. (14%)
• How much does Santa pay for parking? A. Nothing - It’s on the house. (14%)
• Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? A. He was picking his nose! (11%)
• Christmas eve way back when this angel had a tree and just didn't know where to put it. She kept asking Santa over and over and over again. He was tired of hearing it and just said "Go Shove it up you butt" (7%)
• Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? A. He has private elf care. (0%)
• What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh” A. Santa walking backward! (0%)
• Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? A. Because he went down in history. (0%)
• Which reindeer doesn't believe in Christmas? A. Rudolph the Red. (0%)
• How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? A. He felt his presence. (0%)
• Why does a cat walking on the beach remind you of Christmas? A. It has sandy claws! (0%)
• What does Santa do when the reindeer's drive too fast? A. Hold on for deer life. Laughing (0%)