Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..It was a mistake to come down out of the trees (21%)
• ..when you hold your baby for the very first time! (17%)
• ..When it's Black Friday (10%)
• ..Even God makes mistakes (10%)
• ..when you look at the political polls (7%)
• ..When they are in a trying situation that brings suffering (7%)
• ..When the supermarket opens another check-out lane. (7%)
• ..We should start over. (7%)
• ..when every thing bad happens all at once! (7%)
• ..That we should call ourselves man unkind. (7%)