Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..your house is surrounded by yellow police tape. (26%)
• ..To get home quickly and destroy all the evidence. (15%)
• ..they can tell you what color undies you have on (11%)
• ..There's a ufo on your roof.. (11%)
• ..Your dog has dug up his garden (7%)
• ..Your hubby was sneaking out the window at night (7%)
• ..The Morgue Van is driving down your driveway. (7%)
• ..Your dead father voted (4%)
• ..There are squatters in your house while you're on vacation (4%)
• ..Your unannounced in-laws just pulled into the driveway.... (4%)
• ..A SWAT team has just carried a cordless Sawzall to your roof. (4%)