Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..fake it til you make it (21%)
• ..flaunt it anyway! (17%)
• ..keep it covered! (13%)
• ..Shut up about it. (8%)
• ..Who cares.. (8%)
• ..Fawt it! (4%)
• ..Pretend you do (4%)
• ..It doesn't mean much, anyway! (4%)
• ..Blame everyone but yourself! (4%)
• ..hide in a deep dark place (4%)
• ..get plastic surgery. (4%)
• ..find it! (4%)
• ..be glad. Doctors' visits are expensive these days. (4%)