Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Man is in a shoe shop trying on a shoe. Said to assistant, "It's too tight!" She replies, "Try it with the tongue out." Man: "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight!" (32%)
• Being a shoe is my sole purpose. (23%)
• I used to be a shoe salesman, until they gave me the boot. (14%)
• Why should you wear good shoes in a fight? You’ll never see de feet.Why should you wear good shoes in a fight? You’ll never see de feet. (9%)
• I took a test on shoes. Totally laced it! (9%)
• What did the shoe say when it found its match? “I’ve found my sole mate!” (5%)
• My wife said I should get high heels for her birthday. I'm getting some weird looks as I walk down the street (5%)
• my soles go to church once a week (5%)
• Q. What do you call shoes made of bananas? A. Slippers. (0%)