Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• “The bowling pins wanted a raise. So, they went on strike.” (26%)
• The bowling alley took a long time to open, but we finally got the ball rolling. (21%)
• I was going to tell a terrible bowling pun, but I’ll spare you. (21%)
• I took a stroll down a bowling alley one night when I was drunk and ended up in the gutter. (11%)
• If you don’t get a strike, spare me. (11%)
• took a stroll down memory Lane today (5%)
• What do bowlers do when they’re sad? Bowl their eyes out. (5%)