Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher (42%)
• A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97. So he rounded them up. (32%)
• The cowboy thought that his horse had run away. It was only a night-mare. (11%)
• How did the cowboy set fire to his chaps? He was riding on the range! (5%)
• He rode into town on his trusty steed, looking to stirrup some fun. (5%)
• Why did the cowboy take hay & oats to bed? To feed his nightmares. (5%)