Poll assigned to board: Warning Labels

• Warning: Alcohol may intensify the effects of this cutting tool. A circle maze may result (50%)
• Talking to operator may result in boring advice about lawn care (25%)
• This Lawn Isn't Gonna Mow Itself (13%)
• Cuts toes better than grass. (13%)
• “warning - do not trip over invisible mower!” (0%)
• My lawn mower key has a warning to not mow over your kids (0%)