Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• The police spotted my gran knitting while driving. "Pull over!" they yelled. "No, it's a scarf!" she said! (53%)
• Shout out to my Granny. It's the only way she can hear me (16%)
• What is the similarity between a grandmother and a website? You can't deny the cookies. (16%)
• When Grandma plays cards, she always has a full house… it’s just a bit cramped! (11%)
• I keep telling my grandma that she needs hearing aids. But she just won't listen. (5%)
• Did you hear my grandmother got an award for best grandparent? She won a Grammy! (0%)
• Why dose Will Smith like green apples? Because it reminds him of his Granny Smith. (0%)