Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I had to wear a costume (18%)
• ..Nobody would notice the difference (11%)
• ..no need wasting good money, just go as yourself! (11%)
• ..To dress up the way that I look in the morning. (7%)
• ..that he'd already claimed that costume (7%)
• ..Which witch? (7%)
• ..My broom was still in the shop for repairs... (7%)
• ..You look the same to me 365 days a year.....try something else to wear! (7%)
• ..that she was dressing as St. Joseph so I had to go as Mary. (4%)
• ..they require a firmer hold on their Broomsticks! (4%)
• ..That I did that every day and to find something else. (4%)
• ..Not to bother. (4%)
• ..So I became the GOOD witch (4%)
• ..You can't cover up what you really are. (4%)
• ..I was too pretty to pull it off. (4%)