Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• The thanksgiving turkey has gone missing, I suspect fowl play (33%)
• What do you do on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble gobble (25%)
• Last Thanksgiving, I tried to quit cold turkey, but that bird wouldn’t let me— (25%)
• How did the turkey manage to survive thanksgiving? By being ahead of the CARVE (17%)
• There's no need for a wine glass when you've got a gobble-let! (0%)
• What's a Turkeys favorite dessert..."Peach Gobbler" (0%)