Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..cheese cake (23%)
• ..bowl of ice cream. (19%)
• ..cheeseburger (15%)
• ..Chocolate bar (15%)
• ..Bacon Strip (12%)
• ..big fat cow. Honestly, at this point I think my spirit animal is a lactose-intolerant heifer with no self-control. (8%)
• ..So big, even the Elephants are embarrassed to see you naked. (4%)
• ..Kale (4%)
• ..Hamburger.. (0%)